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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

share office space ...

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

The Best Clone Characters To Create In The Alters - GameSpot

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

No way

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

I can not sleep. what is the problem?